Great Song Pirate

Chapter 236 First Generation Prostitute (To)

Chapter 236 A Generation of Famous Prostitutes (To)

After Xu Yi's explanation, Zhao Xu felt relieved, and chatted and laughed with Xu Yi again, but Xu Yi didn't listen to anything at the moment, and all his thoughts were on Li Shishi.

Who is Master Li!Xu Yi tried his best to search for all the information about this Li Shishi in his mind, and gradually began to sort out some things. He couldn't remember what this Li Shishi's original surname was, but it seemed that this Li Shishi was born in a merchant. , he was entrusted by his father to a Buddhist temple, and got the name of a teacher. Later, it seemed that his family was in trouble, and his father was in trouble, so he lived on the street and was spotted by a brothel owner. She was petite and exquisite, and She was very handsome and handsome, so she took him at home and passed on her piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and other skills. Later, when she became an adult, she became popular and became a famous prostitute in Bianliang, Tokyo.

Later, there were more records about her in history. The reason why she was so famous was because of his romantic father-in-law Zhao Ji. Kissing this Master Li's Fangze, he secretly left the palace and came to the brothel in disguise to find Fangze.

Later, when I saw this Master Li, I was astonished as a man of heaven. I felt that I had lived in vain before. I just wanted to stay with this Master Li all day long, and this Master Li was also considered a smart person. She didn't see any dignitaries. However, after seeing this old guy, he found that even Gao Qiu was respectful to him, so he guessed the old guy's identity, deliberately greeted him, made the old guy dizzy, and even less concerned about government affairs. But if this is the case, it will inevitably make people think that she is a troublesome beauty.

But when he thought of confidante, Xu Yi laughed again. He didn't think about it that way. The bullshit confidante were all famous people in history who didn't dare to criticize those in power. It's just that the beauties have their heads buckled. If it weren't for those famous prostitutes who couldn't control themselves, how could the country be destroyed?But those poets are just looking for excuses for these incompetent guys!Come up with this term, blame all the crimes on women, jump up and step on them, anyway, no one dares to come out to rehabilitate them.

Xu Yi continued to think about it. In his impression, this cheap father-in-law seemed to be jealous of others because of Li Shishi. Although he also wanted to bring Li Shishi into the palace, after all, Li Shishi's identity was just a prostitute. If Li Shishi gets into the palace, if people find out, he will probably be ridiculed by the world, so even if he is the lord of a country, he can only secretly come to meet Li Shishi in private, and Li Shishi is still a popular person who opens the door to welcome guests It's just a famous prostitute, but there are still countless benefactors, so the old guy Zhao Ji often competes with his courtiers to be jealous, and seems to have punished some officials for this!Xu Yi couldn't remember who was his unlucky rival in love!After all, he is not a person engaged in historical research, and he can remember these things quite well.

But Xu Yi suddenly thought of another question. Although it was recorded like this in history, he didn't know when Zhao Ji met this Master Li. Could it be that he hasn't found this Master Li now?But now Li Shishi is so arrogant, think this lecherous old ghost, can he let this Li Shishi who is close to Bianliang City not steal it?Isn't this the same as putting delicious food in the pigsty and expecting the pig not to touch her?No way!But why did this Zhao Xu bring him here today and still want to meet this Master Li?

Xu Yi couldn't figure out the mystery of this, and in the end he could only come to one conclusion, that is, this old Zhao Ji's work is relatively secretive. After all, it is not a glorious thing for an emperor to come out to prostitute, and there are probably not many people who know it now!This Zhao Xu must also be kept in the dark!After figuring this out, Xu Yi's heart became alive again.

Taking advantage of the fact that the bustard hadn't found the girl yet, Xu Yi showed a disdainful smile and said, "According to what Mr. Zhao said, this Mr. Li really has a lot of pretensions, and she actually came up with such a name. Could it be that she has the ability to evaluate the current situation?" Is it the talent of a romantic and refined guest?"

"Brother Xu, don't underestimate this young lady. I heard that young lady is very talented. All the poems that have been commented by her are mostly good poems. Even those literati who have been eliminated It can be said that there must be something extraordinary about her!" Zhao Xu said hurriedly.

"Oh? Then I'm really curious about this teacher!" Xu Yi nodded and smiled.

Zhao Xu knew that his literary talents were not good, so he didn't make a fool of himself just now. Seeing Xu Yi's eagerness to try, he couldn't help being a little surprised. To be honest, he really didn't think much of Xu Yi. Don't think he admired Xu Yi's attitude towards the current situation. However, after all, he has no fame at all, not even a scholar, presumably because he must not have read much, so he teased: "Could it be that Brother Xu also wants to compose a poem, let the teacher and teacher comment on it?" ?”

Xu Yi had searched his stomach just now. He was not from a liberal arts background, and he didn't remember much about poetry, poetry, and Fu. He just cursed for a long time, why didn't God put him before the Tang Dynasty? , In that way, he would shock the world by throwing out some Tang poems casually, and he can get the reputation of a great talent, but God just threw him into this era. Isn't this sincere and embarrassing for him?It seems that Ci was popular in the Song Dynasty, but he didn't memorize many Song Ci, and he wanted to plagiarize the writings of those great poets. A powerful character, so I searched out a poem, and I am waiting there proudly at the moment!Hearing Zhao Xu's question, Xu Yi smiled and said, "Mr. Zhao's words really gave me this idea, but I don't study much, just because I'm afraid I'll make you laugh!"

Hearing what Xu Yi said, it aroused Zhao Xu's interest, and he quickly said: "It's okay, since you have this idea, you might as well write a song, even if you fail to break through, it's not necessarily a shameful thing After all, you are not the only one who comes to pass the level with poems every day, so it is not shameful! Try it quickly, if you pass the level successfully, then you will be lucky to kiss the No.1 prostitute in Bianliang, Tokyo today!" Although Zhong couldn't help encouraging Xu Yi, he still didn't like him very much.

Li Mutian also added fuel to the flames and said, "Yes! Brother Xu, just try, didn't you tell me something before, no matter how difficult things are, if you don't try, you will have no chance, only after you try. , can we have a chance?"

Xu Yi is sweating!Li Mutian almost remembered everything he said now, even he himself forgot when he said this famous saying to him!Now he has taken it to use in this kind of occasion, sweat!So he said with a smile: "Since you want to see me make a fool of myself so much, then I'd rather be respectful than follow my orders and make a fool of myself!"

Zhao Xu saw that he really wanted to try it, so he hurriedly asked someone to serve him with a pen and paper. Xu Yi knew that his calligraphy was not good enough, and writing with a pen was so-so.So he called Li Mutian over and said: "Mutian also knows that my handwriting is really bad. If I write it, I might not even be able to send it in. Let's do it! Your handwriting is much better than mine. Let me tell you, you come here. Can you write it for me?"

Li Mutian also knew that although Xu Yi was capable, his words were really unflattering!So he was not polite, stroked his arms and sleeves, touched the brush and said: "Then I will not be polite, Brother Xu, let's read it quickly!" The Zhao Xu on the side couldn't believe what good words Xu Yi could come up with!I thought to myself, it seems that Mr. Xu must be making a fool of himself this time!hehe!He had the idea of ​​gloating and waiting to watch the play.

Xu Yi pretended to wander around the room for a few times, and began to chant: "Beautiful women have many lives, and the first love, Deyao, married Liang Hong. I remembered that when I woke up at the green window, I chanted quietly and leisurely, and the sentences were turned and reunited, and the style became exquisite. Even more joyful, the plain silk leaves the ink, and the delicate jade caresses the lonely tung tree. The toad drips cold at night, the water floats and slightly freezes, the phoenix paper is springy, and the flower calender is light red. Who can predict life, the sad place, the body falls in the willows and flowers. Empty The parrot of the Xianhuatang, the golden cage is deeply closed. Xiang Baojing's luan hairpin, it is always late to make up, embroidered with ivory plates, and the dance is still lazy. The heartbroken city bridge moon flute, and the lantern courtyard frost bell."

After reciting the word, Zhao Xu was a little dumbfounded. He didn't expect Xu Yi to compose such a wonderful masterpiece. He thought to himself, it seems that Mr. Xu is still hiding something!He said that there is no fame and fame, and his poem alone can be written by ordinary scholars!If he doesn't go to the scientific examination, is it because he can't get used to the current situation and he doesn't want to join forces with those officials? Thinking of this, he glanced at Xu Yigao again, Qingliu!This is the real hermit!It's really not easy to meet such a person!No matter what you say, you must win over Mr. Xu and let him plan and plan for yourself.

No matter what Zhao Xu was thinking about there, after Xu Yi finished reciting the poem, he was full of apology and apologized to Lu You again and again. He really had no choice but to plagiarize his later works. Don't call him a poet!In fact, what he didn't expect was that it would take two years for Mr. Lu You to be born, but by the time Lu You became famous, he, Xu Yi, would probably be 60 or [-] years old!hehe.

(It seems that authors who write time-traveling articles like to write pig feet very talented, such is the case with Xiao Buyi in Mo Wu's writing, Dong Fei in Geng Xin's writing, and Zhou Xuan in the writing of Thieves and Three Idiots. , I have become a seven-pronged son! So the lumps are not exempt, so I also came to this paragraph! It is a kind of tribute to the ancient literati!)

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