Novel Star Chapter 420 You must be here to be funny
Chapter 420 You must be here to be funny
Chapter 420 You must be joking
Listen to this answer...
Liu Bang's heart clicked, and his eyes suddenly lost the light that he should have at his age.
"Yuelao, he thinks I look like Yuelao!"
Liu Bang collapsed, he looked at himself, he wanted to cry, how did he look like a moon?
Doesn't he look so regal?
It's actually a little fairy like Yuelao who has no status.
Anyway...
After all, he is also an emperor in the world, so he has to be like an old gentleman!
(Although there may not be such a thing at this time)
"Hahaha…"
When Emperor Shihuang heard this, he couldn't help laughing.
Seeing Liu Bang deflated, it really makes people very happy. What's the matter?
So cool!
then…
"Are you His Highness Yama?"
Liu Xiu asked curiously and cautiously.
The smile on Shi Huang's face disappeared visibly with the naked eye.
Liu Bang: "Hahaha, I laughed so hard, His Highness, King of the Underworld, no, let me laugh for a while!"
The first emperor felt that the so-called present report was not reported in this way, it was too fast!
and…
Think he is Hades?
Yama?
The first emperor felt that there were ten thousand horses galloping past him.
He couldn't help but doubt life...
How is he like Hades?
Totally true nonsense.
This Liu Xiu is really hateful!
Liu Xiu saw that the first emperor was so angry, probably because he knew that he had offended the first emperor, and apologized to the first emperor in a panic.
The First Emperor snorted, and he told himself to be more magnanimous.
He is the first emperor, how can he care about the younger generation.
"Okay, Your Excellency Liu Xiu, Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty, let me tell you what this place is!"
Li Shimin and others finally stopped watching the excitement, and offered to help the first emperor, Liu Xiu and the others made a rescue.
5 minutes later!
"What, there is such a magical place in this world?"
After Liu Xiu knew what this place was, she couldn't help being shocked.
Then when he looked at Liu Bang again, his eyes couldn't help being a little weird, and he said to Liu Bang with a rather embarrassed look: "Gaozu!"
Liu Bang hummed twice at this time, "Why don't you say I'm old?"
Liu Xiu was embarrassed!
The First Emperor snorted even more, making Liu Xiu even more embarrassed.
"I didn't expect that there is such a magical place in this world, and I can communicate with emperors face to face. There are indeed gods in this world!"
Liu Xiu said with emotion.
As for why he said that, there is a reason.
He was able to defeat the other heroes and win the throne, and he had indeed had a quite miraculous experience.
Like meteors falling from the sky!
If it weren't for God's help, he might not be able to defeat those formidable opponents and become the emperor.
at this point…
At first, Liu Xiu thought it was because of the weather.
He does not believe that there are ghosts and gods in this world.
But now...
He felt that he had to believe it.
Because the real truth was unfolding before him.
He just didn't want to believe it, and he had to.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, come on, tell us your experience, we are not here to fight against you!"
Liu Bang didn't have a good face towards Liu Xiu.
He actually said he was Yuelao!
It's too much!
Does he look that old?
Liu Xiu smiled awkwardly when she heard the words, and was about to start talking.
above the light curtain...
Scenes of scenes also began to appear.
Liu Xiu didn't think there was anything wrong with it, and even thought it was very good. With pictures and his voice to tell the story, it would definitely produce better results.
"From the beginning, I was just a farmer. Although I am a relative of the Liu family, I have no power because I belong to the distant branch of the Shu family."
"At the beginning, I never thought that I would revolt..."
Listening to these familiar words...
coming!
All the emperors just wanted to say, ah, this familiar smell, the last Xie An also said the same.
I didn't want to be an official at first, but as soon as I became an official, I was dead.
And Liu Xiu is probably the same now: Ah, I didn't want to revolt at first, and after the rebellion, I became emperor all the way.
In this familiar pretentious mode, all the emperors present can only say, each of you is enough!
Liu Xiu didn't know what the emperors were thinking. He said, "When the Guo Zuo of the big man was suddenly usurped by Wang Mang, I did have some thoughts in my heart."
"How can my great man's country be taken away by a person with a foreign surname."
"I thought about raising troops to resist, but I felt that the time hadn't come yet, so I held back my anxiety and waited silently for the opportunity."
look...
Emperor Shihuang and others couldn't help but slander in their hearts: I just said that I didn't want to rebel, but I said right away that I was waiting for the opportunity to rebel.
How dishonest!
Liu Xiu seemed to have noticed the banter on the faces of Emperor Shihuang and the others, and couldn't help but blush.
Cough a few times to ease the embarrassment!
"Originally, I admired Wang Mang very much. He is indeed a very capable person who can usurp the power of my great man."
"But I didn't expect that he is really a person who likes to promote various reforms. He doesn't seem to like my big man's system very much, so he continues to promote various system reforms."
"But his orders were urgent, and many of them did not meet the actual requirements, so that the people's lives became more and more difficult, which aroused the anger and resistance of the people. Many powerful people were also deeply affected and hated Wang Mang very much."
"His new regime quickly encountered various problems, and the regime can be said to be crumbling."
"Plus the weather is not good, maybe it's because he really offended God, or maybe God couldn't stand his nonsense and made people's life unsustainable, so it rained water, drought and other disasters, causing the vast Central Plains to be thousands of miles away. , mourning is everywhere!"
Liu Xiu sighed, but his eyes lit up, "Under this background, all kinds of rebel forces rose up one after another, and the dignitaries of the new dynasty also turned their backs one after another. As a result, the originally unified world fell apart!"
Emperor Shi Huang and others listened with emotion.
This Wang Mang was able to usurp the Great Han Dynasty, so he obviously seemed to be a very powerful hero, but why did he feel that his IQ was not very easy to use after he became the emperor?
They didn't come up with a trick!
Liu Bang thinks that business is life!
The fate of his country should not be extinguished, so let Liu Xiu rise and the new dynasty collapse!
so…
His great man's country can be continued again.
(End of this chapter)