Chapter 338 Arrangement of Jabba's Corpse
Chapter 338 Arrangement of Jabba's Corpse
The Goubi system disdainfully said: "Host, it seems that you haven't noticed that you are already a supreme physical combat power."
"If you can slap yourself to death with a slap, I won't be called Goobi System anymore. I will directly leave the soul of the system and die with you."
Of course, Merdis is just pretending.
How could he not know that he is now a supreme physical combat force?
Not to mention using a slap, it is not difficult to resist the shells with that handsome scumbag face.
Merdis estimated that his current physical combat power is probably on the same level as Karp and Zefa. If he meets Garp in the future, his physical combat power alone will make Garp doubt his life.
Merdis put down his hands silently, pursed his mouth, and said: "My dear Gobi Aiqing, you also know that I am from that place, the education I have received, and the 20 years of life I have heard and seen , I am not allowed to be with a man."
Even though life has been judged by the system, Merdis still wants to fight for himself.
After all, men and women are not the same.
Merdis wanted to protect his chrysanthemum.
"Dear host, you are really a top-notch wonderful person, look at what you are talking about?"
For a moment, the system actually laughed.
This kind of emotion that shouldn't appear in the living body at the level of consciousness actually just appeared like this.
Merdis even heard that laughter full of sarcasm, disdain, pity and expectation.
Laughter is wrapped in a variety of emotions, which is very strange.
"Respected host, let me tell you this, before I bound to you, I have read all your stories, and I know what kind of life you lived in those 20 years."
"You said you couldn't accept two men being together, but have you forgotten? When you were in college, the gay couple in your class, every time you saw them kissing, you were more excited than anyone else."
"What's the matter, I'm so excited when I watch it, you can't accept it when it's your turn, can you?"
Merdis felt guilty, stroked his hair and said nothing.
After all, what the system says is true.
Among his college classmates in his previous life, there was indeed a gay couple, but the gay couple had a good relationship with him, so he gave them the most sincere blessings.
As for what the system said, he was more excited than anyone else when he saw two men kissing, which was also true.
However, Merdis thinks that no matter who sees two top handsome guys kissing together, they will be extremely excited.
However, the system doesn't think so. The system only thinks that Merdis can accept Shi Ke if he can accept those two people.
"My most respected host, in fact, I chose three spouses for you at the beginning, namely the pirate king Rocks d. Jibeck, the golden lion Shiji, and the king of the dragons Im."
"It's just that Lockes is about to fall into the abyss just after you crossed over, so this choice never appeared later, so that you only have Shiji and Im for you to choose from."
"I think you have to choose between Shi Ke and Im, but you have disappointed me too much. You just don't want to be with Im, and you even deliberately delay time."
"It's all right now, Lockes and Im have negotiated a deal... Hey, oh no, it's several trillion-level big deals, and now you don't have any chance."
The system's emotions became a little agitated, as if it was angry at Merdis for not fighting, hating Merdis for not robbing.
"I'll just put my words here, Merdis, even if you find the next Neptune Baixing, who is extremely fateful, to be your wife, she will definitely die on the wedding night, just watch."
Merdis clutched his chest, some panic appeared on his face.
When the system published a long speech just now, he really thought about waiting for Bai Xing to grow up and take Bai Xing into the harem.
Unexpectedly, the system did things even better, directly cutting off his thoughts.
"It's disgusting, Gobi Aiqing, you really blocked all the roads for me, Merdis." Merdis said.
"Dear host, you still don't understand the Bengobi system. I never block your way, but try my best to find you the best way out."
"Then what do you say about this time, Goubi Aiqing?"
"Dear host, after you transmigrated, your destiny, even your spouse, has long been doomed, which is why you have not had a woman by your side for so many years." The system said quietly, "Actually, Shi Ji's advantages It's still a lot, isn't it? You two don't suffer together."
When Merdis heard this, he was in despair.
"Goubi Aiqing, I admit it, I admit that Shi Ke has many advantages, but there are really differences between men and women."
"Dear host, what's the difference?"
Merdis laughed grinningly: "What do you think! The passages in and out are different, okay?"
……
Far away in the new world, Shiji suddenly sneezed.
All the spouted saliva fell on Thor's face.
After all, he was the captain of his own family, and Thor didn't get angry, and calmly wiped all the saliva off his face.
Shi Ke rubbed his nose and said, "Oh~Thor, I'm so sorry, I still can't hold it back, this feeling is so amazing, it seems like I've been chanted all the time."
Kildera standing on the other side said: "Captain, it's a good thing to be talked about. No matter whether he says you are good or bad, he will always have someone talk about you."
Shi Ji nodded, full of expectation: "I only hope that the person talking about me is my good brother Merdis, hahahahaha."
Thor and Kildera looked at each other, and a trace of unknownness flashed in each of their eyes.
At this time, Kildera suddenly winked at Thor.
Thor shook his head silently.
The two sighed at the same time.
"Hey, hey, what's your expression, you two, just tell me if you have anything to say."
Kildera changed the topic and said, "Captain, we came to you this time mainly to talk about Jabba, the third leader of the Roger Pirates."
It turned out to be the guy who had been dead for dozens of days.
However, since that guy is dead, why are his subordinates still mentioning this?
Could it be that Jabba's body has changed?
Shi Ji dug his ears, turned his gaze to Kildera, and signaled Kildera to continue talking.
Kildera took a deep breath and said, "Captain, since that guy's body was brought to our Hive Island, it has been placed in a coffin."
"His body is still in the morgue for the time being. We want to ask what we should do with this guy's body."
Shi Ke: "That's it? Find someone who is not afraid of death, let him take Jabba's body to the Corn Kingdom, and return the body to Roger."
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